This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

PLEASE BEHIND THE BEST SKIT! It's Jimmy from Boston. T.J. Lou, I know you're listening

kid. You know you fucked up when it was less uncomfortable to peed you to walk a goddamn

labradoral through a wedding in his hotel lobby than it was to have you drag to dudes

in castes shirt, I'll put some blue moons on his balcony. I mean the only way that

would have even been remotely acceptable would have been if Pete were a young chalice

sheen and the two dudes were four chicks and a buck and a coke.

Pete and Sebastian show are very excited. We're back. What is going on Sebastian? How are you?

This is it. We're back. I love the background. You're back home. I'm back. Oh this is nice.

I literally feel like I was doing this. I almost feel like I went out of mission and they gave me a recorder

and just said pick it up wherever the hell you can. I feel like I'm back in home base. I got my controls ready.

I'm just coming off a haircut for myself and then I put Caruso in my lap for his haircut.

Oh that's nice. That's a fall is on Bond thing. That's something on that. It's right up there

we're playing catch. Go in to get you. I would go my dad my brother and we don't take turns.

But now let me hear you. He sat on your lap down for the haircut. Yeah because I had to put like a toy story on on my phone.

So he could be distracted while getting the haircut and he ain't going to sit. We got no where we were.

It was outside and on the patio. Oh you were in a bar because I was in those little chairs that went over the chair.

No no no we're talking we're talking makeshift over here. All right. So and that was an ordeal.

I don't know how this guy does it. He's cutting the head and the head's whipping and he's somehow managing the clip.

It's like it's an art form. Now would you say if they cut your hair and put your hair on the floor to the side and then

cut Caruso and put his on the floor to the other side. Who's got more hair after the cut on the floor?

Well just share size ahead. It's got to be it's got to be me. But here's the pathetic thing.

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