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The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

The Pete and Sebastian Show 450

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.86.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Pete and Sebastian take their mothers to get the shot.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

0:12.0

Hello! That's Jimmy from Balls. Pete, you are only 158 pounds. You must have to run around in the shower just to get wet.

0:36.0

You're not a real man, you're an old man, you're not a fucking pigeon kid. You're a human being.

0:43.0

Starting with some cheeseburgers, maybe some pasta and pizza, and get on with your luck.

0:50.0

Pete and Sebastian show back on Pete Corrielli and of course Rockstar Sebastian Menace Skelko.

1:07.0

Looking good bro. You're looking like you're in the middle of taping something on TV or film. That's how you're looking.

1:13.0

Thanks, I appreciate that. Just gained 3.5 pounds because this is a food show. They got me eating brisket at 7 o'clock at the morning.

1:24.0

I always wondered about that because I like my boy Guy Fieri, you know, Dianna Strive Thruzen Dives.

1:30.0

We like to joke when we watch him, Sadie and I and Jackie. Even when he says he likes it, we know him well enough to go.

1:38.0

If you don't give you a fist pump, he don't like this shit. But sometimes I'll do a fist pump and it'll go, I have to take another bite.

1:44.0

And I always wonder like, is he spitting it out? You can't be eating all that shit, right? It's too much.

1:49.0

So what are you doing? You're getting at it?

1:52.0

Well, I give you an example for the drinking episode. We did a bartending episode. They had a spit bucket for me.

2:01.0

It's hilarious, I'm sorry, you got it.

2:08.0

So, you know, if I took the drink and I just spit it out, they had to tell the bartender, listen, if he spits it in the bucket, it's not that he don't like it.

2:16.0

Just that he don't want to get tanked at 6.30 in the morning, you know?

2:20.0

Yeah, yeah. We spitting it out of one, then.

2:24.0

No, I just took a real small sip. It's not like I was gulping the drink. I mean, just wet my lips a little bit, just got the taste of it.

2:31.0

But, you know, like, for example, yesterday I'm eating brisket. And I couldn't stop eating.

2:37.0

I'm not shy about, I need another piece, make me another one.

2:43.0

What time is this?

2:48.0

About 8.30 last year, yesterday and the morning. I'm eating brisket.

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