Hello, you.

Listening to your favorite podcast again.

A little predicted beloved you, don't you think?

My latest heartbreak has been a catalyst that has brought me to London.

I spend my days as a professor and my nights with friends.

It's a generous way to describe them, but I have to stay close.

There's a killer out there picking them off,

all while trying to frame me.

I laugh at the irony if it weren't so serious.

Someone is watching me.

I can feel it.

Is it you?

You, you, now streaming only on Netflix.

This is the Pete and Sebastian show.

With Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Galco.

Peter!

That's Jimmy from Boston.

Betty, nobody wants an image of you with the forest, the grey pubes,

all muddled into your tidy, whiteies.

You gotta keep that to yourself like it's your secret Twitter handle, kid.

I mean, you don't want a friend on his most notable residence for crying out loud.

Act accordingly.

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