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The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

The Pete and Sebastian Show 420

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.86.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Flying kites, vomiting in front of family and the question: Can you buy human remains on Amazon?

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

0:16.0

BIRTH SCAT! It's Jimmy from Boston. A live zoom cast with listeners and allowing them

0:28.7

participation. I don't know if this is the greatest idea or the worst idea.

0:36.4

I don't care because it's gonna produce a shit ton for me to address afterwards...

0:59.1

Pete and Sebastian show God will back again bro, we are back again.

1:03.9

The great Sebastian man is scalical on the other end.

1:07.9

I have to say congratulations to you. I'll get to that in a little bit about something but nevertheless, what's up, broski?

1:15.9

What's up?

1:17.9

You know, another day, another pandemic just hanging out here at the house trying to figure out what's going on.

1:22.9

With school, we have a we have a tutor, private tutor here right now teaching Seraphina how to read

1:30.9

because I don't think we're going back to school anytime soon so we're bringing it back.

1:34.9

We're bringing it in house. I'll run a school out of my house for Christ's sake. I'll open it up. I'll run a grocery store.

1:41.9

I'll run a park, a school. I'll make my house the FB Center for what we need. I'll do shows in my yard. That's where I'm at.

1:51.9

I'm with you. I write Jackie because she already anticipated school not coming back to your idea.

1:57.9

She got five mothers together that she knows were good kids and friends and they each going to take a day and all the kids come to that house to learn man to be taught.

2:08.9

No, no, hey playtime. So each parent gets four days of their kid going somewhere else. So like, like, the kids are winging it themselves.

2:18.9

If you're not going to teach them, they're going to fucking self teach like like monkeys or some shit. It's fucking unbelievable.

2:24.9

Right. I mean, that's what a lot of these people are doing instead of doing this e-learning, which seems to be virtually impossible to get a kid to stay in front of a computer for eight hours a day.

2:37.9

Learning stuff. People have taken this into their own hands, bringing it into the home and doing these little pods like you're saying, getting families together for five different kids.

2:50.9

So listen, if this goes well, it put the schools out of business. I'm telling you right now. I'll get my school tax bill and laugh as I shred it up and use it for kindling, right? Why not?

3:02.9

Why wouldn't we pay school taxes and put them all the while to teach it? I know. I pretty soon, pretty soon we're going to be paving our own streets.

3:10.9

But I did this way. Your child would not know what a chakota replay was just through the public school system. But with you, she'll be able to tell you what every meeting cheese is on that thing. Like they're great.

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