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The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

The Pete and Sebastian Show #4

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.86.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2013

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Nov 03, 2012

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0:00.0

This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corioli and Sebastian and Sebastian.

0:05.0

With Pete Corioli and Sebastian Maniskelko.

0:20.0

Sebastian, I was playing Florida this week in a place called the Mardi Gras Casino. I only bring it up because the guy I was working was so Jewish that every time I would ask him a question like he had to give me a ride back to the airport

0:29.7

That he's got that Jewish tone when you ask him a question question he makes it seem like you're already asked him 50 times because I go so can you give me a ride back to the airport and he goes yes yes I'll give you a ride

0:43.0

I'm like you want to get a beer after the show?

0:45.0

We'll get a beer, of course, we're going to get a beer.

0:49.0

And I'm like, did I already ask this guy?

0:51.0

And I don't remember.

0:52.0

So, how is Poughkeepsie?

0:54.0

I was in Poughkeepsie, New York.

0:57.0

I don't know if you've ever played bananas up there.

1:00.0

Yes.

1:02.0

The club is in a hotel. The club is run by Indians, right? Patels. Which in my personal

1:12.1

opinion I just think certain cultures are good at certain things and Indians typically don't do hospitality.

1:20.0

So I went the hotels run down. I checked into the room I had a booger wall and

1:31.4

buggers all over the wall you know where people picked their

1:33.6

nose and they just lay it right on the side of the wall. So the place wasn't really good.

1:39.6

I'm not a prima don't need a lot I just need you know shower the shower was he had

1:47.5

a married to two waters you know the yeah yeah cold and, and then you got to mix it together.

1:53.6

You know, I just need one thing and let me go.

1:57.1

So anyway, the hotels run down.

1:59.6

The club is okay, it's just the surroundings of it aren't really good.

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