The Pete and Sebastian Show 395

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.8 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

As tanks invade major cities, Pete gets spooked my the movie Contagion and Sebastian gets his personal space compromised.

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0:00.0	Dad, I'm hungry!
0:01.5	Right, what do I cook for tea?
0:03.0	Er, McCain chips. These will be good.
0:05.2	You know they'll come out nice and crispy if you cook them in a rye fryer?
0:08.1	Just say, Alexa, open McCain and Alexa will help you.
0:12.0	What? You mean if I say Alexa, open McCain, Alexa will open the bag of chips for me?
0:16.4	Not literally open the bag of chips for your dad, but Alexa can tell you how to cook them
0:20.5	and give you ideas for tea.
0:21.9	Ah, okay. Alexa, open McCain.
0:24.4	Well done, dad. Such a tech wizard.
0:26.5	Chip, chip, hooray.
0:27.6	Crispy air fryer perfection with McCain.
0:33.0	This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menacekalko.
0:42.2	Pete!
0:51.2	It's Jimmy from Boston. Listen, all ball busts on the side.
0:57.2	With everybody on lockdown, I know that it's appreciated that you boys are putting out more shows.
1:03.6	But, Patey, stop snuffing out, stating, lame like it did with the Scooby Doo hug.
1:10.6	Mid-cast or not. Next time let the girls say a load of Mr. Biscuit in the list and he's,
1:17.7	he may be the only one who can get us into the top 10, you know what I'm saying?
1:23.2	Oh, wait a...
1:27.6	Pete and Sebastian show with back third of the week.
1:42.6	Well, like CNN, bro, you got it yet? You got it?
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