The Pete and Sebastian Show 390

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.8 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Pete's wife gets an indecent proposal, Sebastian joins a drum circle, and both guys consider religion for their children.

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0:00.0	This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:11.6	No, no, no, no, oh just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry. I'll cover my eyes
0:16.2	What whoa?
0:18.2	Oh
0:22.2	I'm still not looking and I'm not listening to my podcast don't want batting
0:28.0	Myrcatad, simple
0:32.8	This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Calco
0:41.2	Pete
0:49.8	Biscuit
0:51.8	It's Jimmy from Boston
0:53.8	Pete, what's the matter with you and biscuit right along with you?
0:59.6	I mean the only way you took him fall asleep is if you're cupping your nuts in the
1:05.4	Feetal position like two kidnapped victims, you know what I do when I need to fall asleep
1:11.2	I just close my fucking eyes like a goddamn gentleman
1:35.4	Pete and Sebastian show we're back. What's up? How's everybody doing? Let's just get into it Sebastian
1:51.8	Now that I got visual I'm not liking the look. What's up? You look you don't look happy bro
1:57.3	Well, I pulled in today
2:00.8	No, you know as we all know there's a problem here with the valet. Yes, we'll know last show you tipped them out and they couldn't
2:08.8	Yeah, and okay
2:11.3	So I pull in
2:13.3	Yeah, I get out. He's there right now in his pad or whatever he's doing is right now in this ticket that he gives me
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