The Pete and Sebastian Show #26

The Pete and Sebastian Show

Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film

4.9 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2013

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Pete has great news that he's not excited about, Sebastian's wedding has more producers than the Oscars, and maybe a guest!!! Apr 23, 2013 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corioli and Sebastian.
0:05.0	And Sebastian Maniskelko. Peee Biscuit, it's your boy Jimmy from that great and resilient city Boston, Massachusetts baby.
0:24.0	Down but not out.
0:26.0	Down but not oh, motherfuck is.
0:29.0	Anyways, I'm calling because I got to give Pety a little bit of advice.
0:33.0	Pety, you motorboat son of a bit you.
0:37.0	Whenever a judge asks, how do you plead?
0:41.0	The answer is always 100% of the time not guilty
0:48.8	Especially when you didn't do it. It's never.
0:54.0	The answer is never.
0:56.0	I plead I'm sorry, Your Honor.
0:59.0	What the fuck?
1:00.0	Are you kidding me?
1:02.0	I mean, you have said a million in one hilarious things in your day
1:07.3	But never have I heard anything that has been funnier coming out of your mouth then I plead I am sorry your honor.
1:17.0	You gotta be fucking kidding me kid and
1:20.0	and super Sebastian you take bats, you're a grown man!
1:27.0	You can't take a bath as a grown man.
1:30.0	I mean, what am I going to do with you too?
1:32.2	You two got a sack up.
1:34.0	Later.
1:37.0	Thank you.
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