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The Pete and Sebastian Show

The Pete and Sebastian Show #1

The Pete and Sebastian Show

Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film

4.96K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2013

⏱️ 43 minutes

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0:00.0

This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corioli and Sebastian.

0:05.0

And Sebastian Maniskelko.

0:22.0

When we're on the road, we're both out there a lot usually, you know, working the weekends on different clubs around the country. and they always have a car that picks

0:23.8

us up at the airport and then of course it takes you back. Now a lot of times I always

0:29.1

when I'm done usually my last night's Sunday so Monday morning I usually try to get the earliest

0:34.4

flight I can get out right so I usually have these car services picking me up at

0:39.3

like four thirty in a morning every single time I get in, they chat like it's noon.

0:47.2

As soon as I, hey, how you doing?

0:48.8

How's every, and it's, and it's just mind-boggling that they wouldn't even for a half a second think that I might not want to talk at that hour.

0:58.0

It's like going on a date with a chatty Kathy doll.

1:01.0

I expect you have a little string on your chest, you know, that they pull out and have to snap back.

1:06.0

And by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea.

1:10.0

Have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener.

1:15.0

It's so hard to bring this up without sounding like a dick because you're like, oh, you're in the

1:19.0

back of a Lincoln town car, getting a ride to the airport, paid for for by the club and you don't want to talk

1:25.0

you're Mr cool and I'm not you know me I'm a humble guy but it's just like so my question

1:30.5

is like I'll talk a little and then I put my hat down and I always give one word

1:35.2

answers and sometimes they get the message but I've had guys that just keep going.

1:40.1

I can't imagine you tolerate that so what's your method my method is it's all in my

1:47.6

face they know right from the get-go I'm not gonna if I talk then we talk but if I don't talk then they know this guy because I have

1:56.8

what I call a mean resting face

1:59.2

You do and that's what throws everybody off.

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