Ah, just think, the warmth of the sun on your skin, the lapping of the pool by the villa,

the clomp of your ex's stilettos on the decking, as you're promptly pulled for a chat

that you knew from the moment you walked back in was going to kick off.

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Heidi hi Heidi ho!

Hey!

You're sounding gravelly?

Gravelly, am I?

Well, kind of gravelly screechy, you know, maybe it's just the usual.

Um, well, I do sound gravelly screechy, you know, maybe it's just the usual. Um, well, I do sound gravelly screechy these days because I've had, I don't know, the hay fever came really late this year.

Yeah, well, you can shut right up about that because I've seen your weather forecast and it's, it's unreasonable that it should be that good

and as is so crap.

Here we go again.

Well it is not reasonable.

I mean the weather, look at this.

Pay attention.

Raining today, raining tomorrow, raining on Thursday.

Oh, look at that.

We get a nice two days, but I'll be working.

But, you know, you know me, I never complain.

And then raining and raining and 64, 63, rubbish.

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