Yo, what's up? It's your girl.

Ah, DJ Nark, what's going on?

Okay, okay, let's talk.

There's so much to talk about.

Right.

Should we start with the fact that Robert Pattinson

makes you feel amazing and lousy at the same time?

Is it comforting to know there's someone that talented

and that good looking in the world or is it depressing?

If we're looking at it from Pattinson's point of view,

we're probably going to say depressing.

And that's probably the most maddening part,

is to have someone be so blessed with

looks, talent, and most importantly, luck.

And still live on that edge where he's fully aware

that this could be his last job.

He's fully aware that this could be the last hit.

He's fully aware that this could be the last day of his life.

Not to be morbid, right?

But when you're living that far out on the edge,

where even though you're really established,

you have enormous star power.

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