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Isn't it great?

Another late show done.

Count it!

Good evening, everyone.

At a concert, Bruce Springsteen walked right past Chris Christie's outstretched hand and totally ignored him.

I don't know what Springsteen's excuse will be, but we can rule out I didn't see him.

True, he's hard to miss, said a local asteroid.

Christy did finally get a photo with Springsteen, but only because Bruce thought he was

posing with Rosie O'Donnell.

The WNBA is being criticized for promoting a game and conspicuously ignoring star white

player Caitlin Clark. Clark is currently leading the league in points,

assists, and not yelling at the screen during a movie.

Oh, racist would say. Terrible.

Dodgers closer, Edwin Diaz, has been allegedly linked to an illegal cockfighting ring.

He was turned in after one man was furious that only roosters were involved.

Thank you.

U.S. and Nigerian forces teamed up to kill an ISIS leader hiding in Africa.

The U.S. provided Navy SEAL seals, spy satellites, and predator drones,

while Nigeria provided a letter from a prince.

Offering to share $40 million.

A McDonald's employee will face charges for putting fries in her mouth before serving them

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