The Perfect Escape Plan

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Crash Dummies Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome to Crash Dummies podcast. This is Mike. That's Pat. That's key.
0:04.4	Make sure you subscribe to Patreon. The first like couple minutes we're off like 20
0:10.4	margaritas so that should be a little entertaining for y'all we you are all margaritas you go
0:15.8	I rewatched it this morning and you're deflecting because you had glasses on welcome to the podcast
0:20.7	You're deflecting because you got glasses are. How are we going?
0:23.2	Let's have a mental health comment session. Now checking up on the audience is crazy because you don't
0:28.7	care. I do care bro. No you don't care about it. I care to like only like severe cases.
0:33.0	If your dog dies, shut up niggi.
0:36.0	You got the right to feel sad man. It's all about perspective.
0:40.0	I never had a dog, you know what I'm saying? No, that dog died, I have a dog you know what I'm saying?
0:43.0	No a dog died I have a dog and that would be kind of sad.
0:46.0	That would be sad as well.
0:47.0	Anyway.
0:50.0	I ain't gonna lie.
0:51.0	My bad job, it's a digger right now.
0:53.4	Scriffles!
0:56.5	Anyway, welcome to Crash Dummies episode 150.
1:00.6	Damn, I don't even want to try to guess one fifty three what up y'all but now I got a beef with
1:05.8	Jaylon brown I just gotta say this before I forget
1:07.8	Jaylon brown the basketball player from the ball player bro Celtics yeah he basically they
1:12.4	about to play the calves and he just be like,
1:14.3	I find, basically you had a quote, and paraphrase it, you know, I finally get to get revenge on the calves.
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