Good morning millennials.

millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday.

That just feels very straight up.

You know, it feels very honest and direct.

Like it's Monday.

It's fair. It's a fair Monday.

We earned it.'s a fair Monday. We earned it had a nice weekend and

And this is technically like the first full week of fall the latter quarter of the year.

Oh, okay, latter quarter.

I know that it's fall for a multitude of reasons.

One, you know, it's that type of weather where you walk to work and you first step out, you're like,

oh, it's gorgeous, it's gorgeous, and then you by the time you get there, you're like oh it's gorgeous it's gorgeous and

then you by the time you get there you got like a little sweat under your armp it's like a

little chilly my control top tights are also peeking through my short it's like

it's giving fall it is giving fall I've recently purchased tights without control top which is

seriously like you know putting a man on the moon without an astronaut's

uniform like it's so crazy but seriously I'm sick of

my control top peeking out it's so embarrassing no and tights without control top

have merit too they matter too like of course we need control top most of the time, but like sometimes you actually need more of the tight than the control. You might be wearing like a baggy short dress, hence no need for control top. You're speaking my language and I just bought more tights today without

Control Top. It feels so wrong, but it looks so right. Yeah, no, I completely support you

and that. And also, here, Sarah Blakelyly instead of making those ugly shoes do this

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