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"The Perfect Audience" Creepypasta

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Creeps McPasta

True Crime, Fiction, Drama

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2020

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00.0

Your daily life often goes like this.

0:04.0

With Air France, choose instead.

0:08.0

Give yourself a sunny break this winter during the Air France moments.

0:15.0

Until the 14th of November, book your flight to Abidabe from 414 pounds or Nairobi from 511 pounds return including tax from Manchester via Paris.

0:24.0

Elegance is a journey, Air France.

0:26.8

To book and for terms and conditions, visit Air France.

0:29.4

Go. UK.

0:30.2

Do you hear that? It might sound like nothing to you, but it's actually the sound of nuclear, wind and solar energy.

0:42.0

At EDF, we're busy generating more British

0:44.8

zero carbon electricity than anyone to help keep future energy

0:48.2

cost down for everyone and help cut UK carbon emissions to nothing.

0:52.2

Sound good to you? Find out more about our

0:55.4

zero carbon generation at EDF Energy.com slash helping Britain.

0:59.2

The room was dark, the smoke clouds wafting up to obscure overheads that made the man's

1:08.0

shiny face all the more noticeable.

1:11.0

He was sweating heavily, stammering out the last few minutes of his set as he told the crowd about an incident with his mother when he was 12. The audience, stonners and hipsters who had been drinking since noon watched him like a bug under a microscope.

1:26.1

They wanted to be interested in what they saw, but really they were just hoping he would burn up into the harsh overhead light.

1:34.4

At the end of the day, there's nothing better than watching a comedian crash spectacularly.

1:40.4

I took a swig of my lukewarm beer and made notes in my notebook. I had been doing comedy

1:46.0

for about a year and doing comedy is like being in AA. The guys who have been doing it longer

1:51.6

than you are always super smug about it and they just tell you to keep working the program no matter how much you hate it

1:58.8

In this case the program was a 15-minute set

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