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Let me tell you all something, man.

I just ate a blueberry muffin that's so good.

I don't know why. That blueberry muffin was just warm and it was just toasted the right way with just the right amount of butter. Oh, my God. It's the little things in life. You hear me? Donkey today for Friday, May 29th is the people's donkey. This is when I allow you the people to call in and give someone the credit they deserve for being stupid. Who do you think deserves the biggest he-ha?

And you know donkeys here today does not discriminate.

So good morning. people to call in and give someone the credit they deserve for being stupid. Who do you think deserves the biggest he-ha?

And you know donkey today does not discriminate. So good morning. Just Val, what's going on? Good morning. Good morning. Hey, Val. Who you want to get the biggest he-haw to, Val? Yes, it is your favorite stud. What's up, Val? Go ahead. My bad. Go ahead. It's all right. I got two donkeys.

Yes, ma'am.

The first donkey is whoever bets the calls. Because if Trapp can get on this damn line every morning, how come Jess' favorite stud can't get on once every six months? Well, when Trab calls, NBee answers the phone, and NBB always lets him through the back door, if you know what I mean.

That is not true, Val. It's like him and Stacy, so.

That is not true, VAL.

We know Envy likes his back door, but it's all right.

That's right.

I'm glad that the community knows. But Envy's supposed to love all gays, So if you're going to let, you know, Trave and you got to let my favorite stuff.

Nobody comes through my back door, okay?

I don't know what he's talking about.

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