THE PEOPLE'S DONKEY: Caller Gives Charlamagne & Dr. Umar Donkey Of The Day For Dr. Umar's $500 Date Offer

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🗓️ 22 August 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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A caller gives Charlamagne and Dr. Umar Donkey of the Day for Dr. Umar’s infamous $500 date offer. Listen for more!

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:07.9	It's your time to nominate a donkey of your own.
0:10.6	Remember that?
0:11.1	That's how they choose.
0:14.3	Call in now.
0:15.4	800-585-105-1.
0:18.8	Yes, donkey.
0:19.7	Today is all about you, the people, okay?
0:21.5	It's the people's he-ha.
0:22.6	On Fridays, I like to open the phone lines and allow you the people to give folks the credit they deserve for being stupid. So, good morning. Who's this? Good morning. This Timothy out of Port Lauderdale. Timothy out of Fort Lauderdale. You want to get the biggest he-haught-to-Sir? I want to get a big tee hawk to all the females in Fort Lauderdale. You want to get the biggest he-haw to, sir? I want to get a big
0:37.5	he-hawks to all the females in Fort Lauderdale. All of them?
0:43.8	All of them? Damn. So what you're switching sides? You're going to be strictly bussy now?
0:48.5	Nah, nah, hell not. If these females nine days, they don't know to be independent.
0:54.7	They feel like they need a man for money.
0:56.8	You do not need no man for money.
0:59.1	Get your own hustle on.
1:00.9	Whatever a man do for you, that's just a bonus.
1:03.8	Amen.
1:05.0	Okay.
1:05.6	Well, thank you for calling, brother.
1:08.1	Yep.
1:09.1	Now, that's the first time I've heard.
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