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It's the favored couple of comedy.

Do you think we're the most beloved couple in comedy?

We did get a lot of free food last night.

That's right.

But it was funny.

They were like, oh, we're, we really love you too.

And then you could tell the waitress, she started giving us free food, but she didn't know who we were.

And then the other guy came over.

Someone told him we were VIPs, but no one knew exactly who we were.

Is this relatable to the listeners?

Do you often get a VIP fried chicken brought to your

table at a Thai restaurant? No, you know what I think happened is one person, maybe a cook or some waiter

was like, oh, those people have a podcast. Yeah. And but then all the other people were just kind of like,

here's more free stuff, but you could tell they didn't really. Well, we kept saying, oh, wow, this is so amazing. Thank you.

And the woman goes, who's serving us, she was so sweet. But she goes, yeah, you know, you guys are

special. Yeah, she kept special. Like she didn't know, she didn't have a clue. But you know what?

Free fried chicken. I'll keep doing the podcast forever. Speaking of being special, Natasha, you took me out on a very hot date night last night.

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