All right, so we got the Father's Day dilemma.

For you dads out there, would you just rather be able to opt out of the day, do your thing, play some golf, whatever?

Hang out in the backyard, smoke barbecue, whatever it is, you don't have to be around your kids, you don't have to be around your family. And you don't have to feel like a dead bee.

Well, we have a caller who disagrees, and he's royalty on this show.

And we only get a call a couple times a year.

Oh, 20-year listener.

And a father of many children.

We go to Big Vern, a very high-level dad.

Big Vern. What's going level, dad. Big Vern.

What's going on, buddy?

It is a blessing and an honor to talk to you, gentlemen.

It's good to hear it over again.

I don't fault, David, at all.

There is no fault.

There is no blame because, well, he needs to establish his dominance.

My wife, the wonderful woman that she is, she understands that Father's Day is the most important day of the year to me.

You can forget my birthday.

You can forget Christmas.

I don't care about Thanksgiving.

Father's Day, my wife and children are the most important thing in the world to me.

But at the same time, we're also going

to do what I want because I'm the king. But I've established that in the beginning. There is no

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