The Penguin Will Save Us?!

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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In this episode, the boys discuss The Penguin (SPOILER ALERT!) and the cloud of stress forming over these United States as we waddle toward another election. STAY TILL THE END IT FUNNY. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap Penguin oil. He shoots PENGUIN oil out of his shoes.

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0:00.0	Oh my head just exploded
0:07.0	head just exploded.
0:08.0	Don't feel like watching movies so I'll watch people guess them instead. I saw a big coyote yesterday
0:15.0	I don't know how it goes I think it starts with your show
0:21.0	I saw a big coyote yesterday startled me big one.
0:27.0	They don't bother you. They don't like, they're scared of us, right?
0:30.4	Yeah, they're scared and I have, I've found that I just only say hey really loud. I go hey
0:37.0	And it runs away that scares and then I go oh I wish I would have been calm you would just ignored me, but it came out right at this outside
0:45.3	my office as I was going toward the door and it was like we both were headed in to like do some
0:49.7	reading and I was like, oh you've got to go and it's one of the big ones.
0:54.0	And it just looked at me and I was like, all right, I got to get out of here.
0:58.0	Yeah, I know, coyotes are like, they're just like, you know what?
1:01.0	We were speaking about anxiety earlier every coyote seems like it's got
1:06.2	clinical levels of anxiety yeah it has to
1:10.3	they're so skinish their hair's all messed up.
1:12.6	They're just stressed out.
1:14.6	Like, just give me, you, we lived here before.
1:17.6	That is a weird thing to think about, right?
1:20.0	Like how animals are like, you know, animals have been around longer than us.
1:26.1	Yeah. And yet we don't give them the respect they deserve.
1:32.2	Excuse me. That's why we do what we do, dude. That is why we do what we do, dude.
1:34.0	That is why we do we do.
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