All right. Let's see here. Have you been following the story at all of the coach, the high school coach that went missing in Virginia?

So this guy is like very successful football coach in Virginia. And one day he's at home and he grabs a gun and goes out to the woods and he's been missing for like 10 days since then.

A couple of days after he went missing, the police let everybody know that he was a suspect or he was wanted for like

kitty porn and trying to solicit minors on the internet. So they can't find the guy. I mean,

I think it's pretty obvious the guy is dead, right? Like the guy grabbed his gun, goes out into the

woods. They can't find him anywhere.

I'm assuming he's not alive.

Like, I don't think he's a Dr. Richard Kimball that's out there, you know, putting on a fake mustache or dyeing his hair a different color and trying to prove his innocence.

Like, I'm going to guess if you took that gun, I don't think you took it to defend yourself from the cops when they show up. I think you're a guy that's probably gotten caught in your web of, you know, kitty porn and whatever it is you're doing, trying to hook up with minors on the internet. And then you take a gun out to the woods and you probably killed yourself. The fact they haven't been able to find him is fascinating. But like but I don't think he's a guy on the run.

Like, I don't guess that he's staying at someone's house or someone's putting him up or anything like that. I don't know what the situation is. My guess is the dude is the dude went out into the woods, blew his brains out, nobody can find him. But, I mean, you think, though, I guess the argument would be if the guy had blown his brains out that they probably would have already found him by now because he's obviously not going anywhere.

But they haven't yet.

But it's a fascinating story.

Like super successful high school football coach beloved in the area.

And is, you know, apparently on the, um, is on the Diddle Express,

or at least the Soliciting Miners Express.

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