The Paul Pelosi Gay Hammer Attack
The Brohio Podcast
The Bros of Brohio
4.6 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 3 December 2025
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
A mysterious man in partial clothing…
A 911 call that sounds less like a hostage situation and more like an awkward couple’s fight…
And a hammer being held by both dudes like they were sharing a magic wand at Hogwarts. Was this a political attack?
A lovers’ quarrel gone nuclear?
A secret rendezvous with a hammer-happy handyman?
Or the San Francisco version of a romantic comedy that gets violently interrupted? We break down the police footage, the timelines, the conspiracies, the rumors, the inside-out broken door, and the “he’s a friend” phone call that made the whole country raise an eyebrow so high it touched God.
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| 0:00.0 | Today is a good day to have a good day to have a casual encounter. |
| 0:21.4 | A good old-fashioned Craigslist casual encounter. |
| 0:24.3 | Like one of those ones where you, you know, what is that? |
| 0:29.0 | Postnut Clarity. |
| 0:30.1 | You're probably going to catch something from. |
| 0:32.0 | Yeah, buddy. |
| 0:32.8 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:33.7 | And we're here to tell you about one of the best Craigslist casual encounters that history has ever told. |
| 0:40.9 | Hello, everyone. |
| 0:42.5 | I'm Nancy Pelosi's son, delicious Nicolicious. |
| 0:48.1 | I'm the one that got aborted. |
| 0:49.6 | I'm raw, I guess. |
| 0:51.1 | You're Nancy Pelosi's daughter. |
| 0:52.9 | Okay. |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah, we're, uh, this is one of those topics where we'll probably get shot and killed. |
| 1:01.4 | And I'm really excited for that because the winter blues before the holidays. |
| 1:06.4 | So yeah, bring it on. |
| 1:09.4 | This time of your sucks. |
| 1:11.4 | It sucks so bad. |
| 1:13.3 | Saturday evening, my 16 year old daughter, |
| 1:15.7 | totaled her car. |
| 1:18.6 | And now I got to buy another one. |
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