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Doug Gottlieb Show live from Super Week in the Twin Cities.

Minneapolis, St. Paul, presented by Black Rifle Coffee.

I have, this is my sixth-st-rate Super Bowl broadcasting live at this time slot.

And normally, it still works for this week, but I'll tell you why there's a little bit of a change here, Radio Row.

Getting to the Super Bowl on Monday is a lot like what it's like for me to get to a dinner party with my wife.

My wife is a, if you say the party starts at seven, she is there before seven.

Why would you show up late when it says seven, right?

So I can't tell you how many times we've gone to somebody else's house who's having a party,

you show up, the husband ain't dressed, the wife's kind of making sure everything is clean.

So I help everybody set up their

party. And of course, first one to arrive, generally first one to leave. Getting to a party that

starts at 7 at 7 is what it's like to get to the Super Bowl, Super Week, on a Monday. It's just a bunch

of radio hacks and TV hacks hanging out waiting for the former and current NFL players to arrive and the fans to arrive.

Usually Monday is dead.

Now, there is a change this year.

Okay.

I'm big on cutting out the middleman.

Like Bowling Branch is one of our big sponsors and what they've done is cut out the middleman. They're like, why go to a store where Bowling Branch gets paid, you know, like where everybody has to get a piece? Basically what Minneapolis-St. Paul has done is like, hey, let's cut out the middleman. All you overweight radio hacks are the same. You all want to eat all different kinds of foods that aren't good for you. Let's put you in the food court. What a great idea, right? Plus, it creates some kind of

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