So are we supposed to start the podcast?

Ready, one, two, three.

Patriots, Gay-Treats, Thetriots, Black Treyots, Brown Triots, we love you, and all of the triple Trumpers can do what, Pumps?

Fuck off!

Pumps, what have you had it with?

Okay. What I've had it with, I'm going to land the plane, I promise.

So I've always had a separate email for orders.

Like if I order something, it doesn't come to my main email box.

So since the last phone update, I've noticed the things I buy are coming to my main email box. Like, how is this

happening? How do they even have my email? Well, what I finally figured out is somehow Apple Pay,

which is connected to my fake email account, has my real email account.

So now I'm getting all these order confirmations and updates and oh my gosh, we have a new sale in my real email box.

So that's a long way of saying as much as I love Apple Pay, I've had it, that they're giving my real email address. I completely agree with this.

You know, my long storied battle with email terrorism. I mean, it's just something that I battle

all day, every day. I had so many emails in one of my email accounts that I had to go delete

emails to make room in my mailbox because

that I just think it's really a grotesque sense of entitlement that somebody thinks because

you buy something from them that they can have your information and then email you without

consent. I just I really, it really bothers me. And here's one that just

gets me more than anything. It's the company Zillow. Zillow fucking sucks. Everything about

Zillow sucks from top to bottom. A friend recently, I've gone in there multiple times, unsubscribe,

unsubscribe from all communications. I want nothing to do with you.

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