The Patrick Madrid Show: May 25, 2026 - Hour 3
The Patrick Madrid Show
Relevant Radio
4.8 • 587 Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2026
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
Patrick begins with mariachi banter and Taco Tuesday antics, blending playful music with humorous listener feedback, before shifting into heartfelt stories of catchphrases and daily faith. He reads messages about noisy Mass-goers, extraordinary parish fees, oddball breakaway churches, and field calls where listeners recount walking out of services or grappling with moral confusion in their congregations. Encouragement and wit spill out as Patrick fields everything from parenting to parish politics, always keeping laughter and a sense of holy purpose at the center.
- Patrick shares some of the MANY emails coming in from folks who love the Nasty Gram songs
- Mark (email) - I had an upsetting experience at mass today and I was hoping for your perspective (06:32)
- Ed - I went to a mass where they said John Paul II was the antichrist and I walked out too. Is it okay to talk politics and faith? (16:04)
- Nathan – Is the Palmarian Catholic Church in Spain a valid church? (19:25)
- Jesus – Do you have any tips on how to stay focused with distractions during mass? (25:04)
- Phyllis - Priest at mass said he hoped that cops will stop killing black people. Many people left after that. (30:59)
- Tom - I'm not Catholic and I’m disturbed by the sexualization of children. What can we do when it seems like clergy are on board with this in certain Christian sects? (39:27)
- Gabriela – Do you have advice for keeping my kids catholic when they grow up. Where do I start? (48:28)
(Originally Aired on 04-28-2026)
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Compelling insights, unpredictable conversations, |
| 0:12.7 | encouragement for your day. |
| 0:14.7 | It's the Patrick Madrid show on Relevant Radio. |
| 0:21.0 | You see, what you don't realize is that that's Cyrus, after a lot of practice, a lot of practice. |
| 0:28.9 | But when I gave him the work order years ago, and I said, I want you to learn how to do a |
| 0:34.3 | mariachi cry like that. And he said, I don't even know what you're talking about i didn't |
| 0:39.8 | yeah i see like i'm the furthest guy who would know what that is so i played him some examples of it |
| 0:46.1 | and i'm so glad because i had my phone with me and i recorded cyrus when he was first learning how to |
| 0:53.8 | do it the matiachi thing. |
| 0:55.0 | Very stealth of you, by the way. |
| 0:56.2 | And you didn't like it when I... I still don't really like it. So let's play the recording, the bootleg recording of you practicing trying to get the mariachi thing going. Ah! Ah! Oh! |
| 1:10.2 | Oh, the love, |
| 1:12.2 | my dad |
| 1:13.2 | my father. It wasn't very good. |
| 1:22.2 | Thanks. |
| 1:22.6 | But that was only like your 10th time trying to do it. |
| 1:25.2 | I warned you. |
| 1:26.7 | You couldn't speak for the next day or two after that. |
| 1:29.9 | Now let's play the finished product after weeks of intensive practicing in front of the mirror. |
| 1:36.4 | All right. |
| 1:37.0 | You ready? |
| 1:38.9 | That's what I'm talking about. |
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