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The Patdown with Ms. Pat

The Patdown Bonus Episode - Live on Stereo

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.96.9K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris and Deon for the next live episode and to be part of the show. https://stereo.com/comediennemspat https://stereo.com/brightfame4 https://stereo.com/chrisspangle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, this is the Pat Down podcast live on stereo where we're taking your comments and questions.

0:09.7

We're a comedy podcast.

0:10.7

Make sure you check us out in the podcast store.

0:13.3

Leave his comment.

0:14.7

Producer Kate is screening your questions, so no dumb stuff.

0:17.9

I like this app.

0:19.0

You know, because you really get a chance to hear what the people

0:21.4

really want to say instead of them dropping this shit in your, your little DM. Yes.

0:27.4

Just drop it right here. And I mean, they ask you. You hear their voice and I really like doing

0:32.8

this on the stereo. So I forget to what her name is, but she's got an Asian accent. And she always

0:39.0

asks a lot of great questions. Oh yeah. She do. She do. She had my ass thinking sometimes.

0:45.3

And McDuffin said, please make sure you identify yourself so they don't get our voices mixed up.

0:52.2

Fuck you, McDuffin. I love McDuffin. I do too, boy. He had me cracking the fuck up sometime. Somebody said that they wanted us to have him on the show, and I said, hell no. I don't want to know what McDuffin looks like. I don't want to know what he sounds like. I don't want him within 50 feet of me. Just keep him away from me. He better hope I don't ever find him. I'm going to sled his throat vertically. Please. Oh, he'd be fucking you up, dear. He'd be having you look like a tampon and anorestic stick. You were so fucked up. He'd be having me look like everything you fucking say. That what yeah it's your fault you you don't blame

1:29.3

it all mcduffin it's you you know what's crazy because that carriage pack dog was way cuter than you

1:34.8

when you were laying on my titty yeah it's the miss that miss pat down effect i posted a picture

1:40.5

of me and my girlfriend and some some girl goes spangle has a girlfriend and i can't even

1:46.5

get a call back and i was like this is the miss pat if i or i'll get you're not as fat as i thought you were

1:52.3

well at least they compliment you yeah you don't smell as bad as i thought you me i'm not saying you smell

1:59.6

but i'm just saying it's the shit people say.

2:01.6

Well, we've got a first question.

2:03.1

If you want to leave us a question, we'll take anything.

2:06.2

Anything you want to know that?

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