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Special edition of the patch, the most high production value, high cost episode of the patch. We flew all the

way to Australia. I feel like there should just be a dude here that's like my footrest.

Where is he? Just hire the man that I get me in Aussie. Gavin. Yeah. And this is from now on,

right? This is we're just going to shoot here every week. We can't ever set down in quality.

So yeah, we're in Australia ahead of RTXAU and we thought we would just take the time and go ahead and film an episode of the Patch. I'm Gus. Meg. Ryan. I'm sure we'll talk about video games like always, but I feel like because of the fact we're in Australia we're going getting invariably end up talking about Australia quite a bit. Can I interrupt you to say, I didn't know you had a hair, your facial hair goes up your nostril. Yeah, it does. This light is just really highlighted the fact that your facial hair literally climbs up your nose. It comes up here too and like all the way across. Like I would have like a raccoon mask if I didn't like. I wonder how far off genetically you are from the people that have like the full face thing.

Like you've got to be a couple, a couple genes, right? Yeah, I'm sure it's like half. Like I'm almost there like one half. You have one chromosome that was just tweaked your own way. You have like an ancestor who had like full face in there. So we were in Australia and this morning I noticed one of my favorite things I try this

and every crunchy I go to.

Every crunchy you go to?

Crunchy I guess. So we were in Australia. And this morning I noticed one of my favorite things I try this. And every crunchy I go to, every crunchy you go to. Every country I go to a crunchy, new country. Every country that I go to, I try this. Australia has passed the test. I push the door close button in an elevator and the doors close. Oh my God. It's so amazing. It does not work in the US. The only countries I think I've seen at work are Australia and Japan. Yep. Japan and also closes. Japan and Australia both have them. And oh my God, it's so lovely. In fact, a guy was, we were in the elevator and this guy hit the door close button and then a woman walked up and he was like, oh shit! And he tried to hit door open. Doorclothes overrode it all.

That lever was like, you have made your choice.

Now live with it. Now watch the sadness on her face. Now that's the best. When you look at someone and you're like hitting the door close like, oh, I'm trying. It's not working. I'm trying to save it. I'm sorry. Do you think that started as a psychological experiment just to see how many people would actually use the button?

It was like the really lame prison experiment, but not. Like, will you push the closed button, even though there's no chance of it functions? I think what I've heard is that in the U.S., the elevators are programmed in such a way that the door close works when it's in firefighter mode. Absolutely bullshit. Yeah, but it doesn't work in like passenger mode. I will segue this into video games by saying that every time it does work, I think, I'm going to come here if there's a zombie apocalypse because that's really handy if there's zombies coming at you to be able to close the elevator quickly. I've seen it in signs where it's like in case of fire or zombie apocalypse use the stairs. Yeah, absolutely. I don't think that's right.

I don't think you're supposed to use an elevator.

What's what?

What? What? That's not fair. You could absolutely still have power. At the beginning, totally. All right, so you can establish like a loft way up high? I mean? Like, I am legend. people are turning into like crazy monsters,

but they were still helicopters

to take out Will Smith's family.

That's true, but helicopters are not driven by electricity. Well, but there was electricity. I'm saying, okay, Ryan, I get it. Gasoline doesn't stop working, right? Someone play the clip because there's clearly electricity going. Also, he had a whole lab, so he still Yeah, but he had like a couple of zombies on like a treadmill or something, right?

Don't mean.

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