The Patch #96
The Patch
Gus Sorola
4.6 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2015
⏱️ 79 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everyone. |
| 0:10.6 | Welcome to the patch. |
| 0:12.6 | This week, the patch is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club right there. |
| 0:17.0 | We'll talk about them or later by Dollar Shave Club. |
| 0:20.0 | Free thing. So here we are, the patch. We're talking about video games. We're talking about video games we've been playing. And I just want to make a quick mention. If you're watching the live stream right enough here, sponsor on Roosstreet, then you're watching the live stream. Stay tuned after the credits. We're going to do a special segment about how to full boyfriend. But if you're not watching the live stream, then just watch the next video in the playlist. And you'll see our discussion, purely dedicated to Ataful Boyfriend. That's the Game of the Week Club or whatever we're going on it. Yeah. And loved. Game of the Week Club. It's a little redundant. I have a lot to say about that game. So I hope we have enough time to talk about it. But we're going to talk about that later. All right, yeah, moving on. So, yeah, stay tuned through the credits if you're watching the live stream right now. Moving on. So I don't know what everyone else is playing right now, but I've been through a few games since our last patch. You've been through a lot. All right. Layed on us. |
| 1:13.0 | One of them I did not enjoy. |
| 1:14.4 | I played. |
| 1:16.5 | I haven't anybody else played Sidmeyer, Starships. |
| 1:20.8 | I saw reviews on that and then just decided I didn't want to waste my time. |
| 1:23.2 | The reviews are too beneficial. The reviews are too kind to that game. |
| 1:26.4 | It is like, it is like a portion of another game. |
| 1:32.5 | Like, it's like if this was a small portion of a bigger game, it would still need more improvement. |
| 1:38.1 | This looks like Homeworld to me, just because I guess I just played Homeworld. |
| 1:42.4 | Like that kind of, I'm in space and I'm sitting stuff. We're in space, but we're only all in a flat plane. It's at Star Trek world where no one ever goes up. Yeah, and you can use asteroids as cover. And like every mission's the same. Every mission, like there's flavor text for it, but it's like, oh, there are pirates in this system, protect the world. |
| 2:02.8 | Oh, there are pirates in this system. Protect this spaceship. Oh, there are bandits in this system. |
| 2:07.6 | Oh, okay. Oh, my God. Bandits, though. Yeah. All right. So it's basically an RTS, right? But you only have one army or fleet in this case that can move around. And you can split forces or anything so you just have the one battle group correct you can add additional ships to it and you can upgrade the ships like add engines or add shields or weapons right but it's just like I don't know it's just really hollow man I was really disappointed |
| 2:33.3 | you can't full screen it right correct I spent about 10 minutes trying to figure out how to full-screen the game the first time I played it. I was like, oh, you just can't. This one's awful. I get the impression like it's... It is an iPad title, 100% that they just happen to port over to Steam as well. And maybe on a tablet, it would be better. |
| 2:53.6 | But on my PC, I was just like, what is this? |
| 2:57.0 | This isn't even a mini game. |
| 2:59.7 | It's like they didn't even finish that far. |
| 3:01.9 | And I mean, they got like, I don't know, I feel like it's a cash grab. |
| 3:04.4 | Like they put the Sid Meyers name up top and everything. |
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