The Patch #84
The Patch
Gus Sorola
4.6 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2014
⏱️ 59 minutes
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| 0:46.8 | Hey, everyone. Welcome to the patch with a last minute run by by Bernie Burns, not realizing that we're about to go on. |
| 0:47.9 | Oh, he realized. |
| 0:48.8 | He knew it. |
| 0:52.6 | First of all, I want to start by saying, Merry Christmas. |
| 1:12.1 | Or Christmas, depending on when you're watching it. However, this is pre-recorded. It is not Christmas for us. We are phoning in and faking our Christmas spirit. No, Christmas spirit miracle. Some people are faking their Christmas spirit. I'm wearing that. Somebody has all the Christmas spirit they need. Good God. What is that? I brought eggnog and I brought Fireball whiskey. Miles actually turned to me on to this. |
| 1:14.2 | Why was the eggnog so heavy? |
| 1:14.6 | Right? |
| 1:15.3 | Am I right? |
| 1:24.8 | That seemed like it was pretty solid thunk when it hit the table. Is eggnog like really down? Is it fortified with... Yeah, don't do that. I'm sure that sounds terrible on the mics. Fortified with Christmas spirit is what it is. |
| 1:25.8 | It's, uh, hold on. |
| 1:27.7 | It's 64 plute ounces. |
| 1:29.2 | Is that heavier than milk? |
| 1:29.7 | I don't know. I think that's a volume. |
| 1:30.5 | That's not weight. |
| 1:30.7 | I haven't had eggs. |
| 1:31.6 | I don't. with Christmas spirit is what it is. It's, uh, hold on. It's 64 fluid ounces. |
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