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We made a few changes this week.

I want to get him out of the way.

We should say who we are first.

Is Gus.

Ashley.

Ryan.

And Gus.

So last week we had a disaster.

A spillage. Yeah. A tragedy. Greater than Exxon level. He showed up and destroyed our glass. And I wore a Coke for the remainder of the podcast.

We've switched to a new nifty digital version here on the screen in front of the set.

You'll see it fill up as the time goes. And once we're at time, it'll be full. And just for our old time's sake, we brought back another hourglass. Here we go. You cannot keep us down. The grand unveiling is not on screen. There it is. Bam. You have to flip it. Yeah, well, I mean, we're already off. We're a little off. Can I just say as well, though, that that seems like a really high center of gravity.

That is not Gavin Proof.

That's not, in no way, Gavin Proof.

Also, that color is shocking.

It matches our background.

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