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The Patch

The Patch #67

The Patch

Gus Sorola

Leisure, Video Games, Games

4.6565 Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2014

⏱️ 61 minutes

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The Patch Discusses Swatting Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Surprise. No intro. No intro. Sudden start. We're kicking in the doors. Okay, don't do that.

0:49.7

A knock and flip. Yeah, no, speaking of kicking doors. Wait a segue, we're right into a topic. God damn it.

0:54.2

An awful topic. An awful topic. We're not amused. We don't think it's fun. It's very shitty. It's swatting. So, oh, yeah, a couple of our friends, or actually one guy in a group of our friends, the creatures who were guests at every single RTFs so far at the convention center. They got swatted while they were streaming Counterstrike, which is kind of funny, actually. But getting swatted sucks. Getting swatted is just absolutely ridiculous. I mean, somebody could have been fucking killed in that. Absolutely. And it's just, I mean, even though he's okay, like, that's traumatizing shit. Like having people, he's literally playing, he's like, oh shit, I think I'm getting swatted. And then they're like, get on on the ground! Get it on the fucking ground! And he's just, he's literally like sitting their hands up. Like, that is so scary. We should probably explain people don't know what swatting is. Yeah. What is it? So if someone calls in a threat against you, usually while you're streaming or playing a game, and then the cops raid you and take over your house essentially. You got swatted. You got swatted. Ryan, everybody, by the way.

1:47.3

Thank you.

1:47.9

Oh, that's right. playing a game, and then the cops raid you and take over your house, essentially.

1:44.7

You got swatted.

1:45.5

You got swatted.

1:46.3

Ryan, everybody, by the way. Thank you. Oh, that's right. You want to introduce everybody? Hi, this is Bernie. Bernie? Yeah. Meg. And Ryan. This is the thing where we were talking about something directly right before the camera started rolling, and we just immediately went into it. That's what happens when you cut off our intro.

1:59.6

There's just no segue.

2:00.6

It's just immediately into conversation.

2:02.2

It's just drop in, man.

2:03.1

It's without the music.

2:04.1

That's all happens when you cut off our intro. There's just no segue. It's just immediately into conversation.

2:02.2

It's just drop in, man.

2:03.1

It's without the music.

2:04.1

That's all that separates us from the animals. Got to get a running start. Yeah. Yeah, so they did this to one of the creatures. They showed up at an office building, right? Yeah, it's our office building. and then there's video because it was during the live stream and the cops one of the

2:17.8

cops radios uh spells out their office address so now everybody has that too probably like on the

2:24.9

list of concerns that's somewhere below having an automatic rifle pointed at my fucking head i get now i get

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