The Patch #58
The Patch
Gus Sorola
4.6 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 26 June 2014
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:40.3 | Hello everybody! Welcome to The Patch. I'm Ashley Jenkins. |
| 0:46.3 | Tai Chi. |
| 0:47.3 | He's Tai Chi. I'm Meg Turney. |
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| 0:50.3 | And Bernie's doing martial arts. |
| 0:52.3 | I looked up at the monitor when you heard Meg Turney, I looked up when I see my face. Big match. Meg Turney. So why is Gus not here today? Gus is buying a house. Oh, really? You can take time off of that because we did that all in the times. Yeah, he's, yeah. No, it's fine. He basically blocked out a day of paperwork. Gus is going house to condo. So he's like, I don't want to deal with anything ever. He decided yards are for suckers. All right. I'm learning that. So we have a gusless patch today. Which basically means that we are running wild. Let's go at one hour and 47 minutes. Let's ruin it. Speaking of which, hold on, he would be very upset if we didn't do this. Actually, you know what? I think Ryan is the one who's the big stickler about the hourglass. |
| 1:31.1 | Which, I don't know. in 47 minutes. Oh, speaking of which, hold on, he would be very upset if we didn't do this. |
| 1:28.1 | Actually, |
| 1:28.4 | you know what? |
| 1:28.6 | I think Ryan is the |
| 1:29.3 | one who's the big stickler |
| 1:30.2 | about the hourglass. |
| 1:31.2 | Which I don't know why |
| 1:32.0 | because it doesn't go for an hour. My favorite part is that last patch Gus pulled out a second timer because I guess he doesn't trust this one and Ryan got very offended. His personal timer wasn't good enough for Gus. |
| 1:42.5 | But his personal timer doesn't go for an hour. |
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