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Wow. Wow.

Fancy graphics.

I guess we have to do the awards now, don't we?

Oh, we can't bitch out?

We cannot back out.

So the awards will be presented by Gus, Bernie, Ryan, and Gus. Especially Gus. The way you pointed, you didn't point at me, so I wasn't ready. I don't know why. We always go with the same rotation, but I wasn't ready for my close-up then. Sorry. And Bernie. Oh, did you go away? Go, go. Go. Hey! Hey! So we have a shit ton of things to talk. There is a lot to talk about. So we have not only gaming awards, but we have a ton of video game news to get through.

We can't talk about video game news today.

I spent so much time compiling that list.

We have to talk at least about some of it.

But I definitely think we should address gaming awards first.

All right, let's do it.

To make sure we don't run out of time and we sufficiently argue about the topic.

Wow. So 28 different topics you sent to talk about in the patch today. Yeah. That's what you sent. On top of the video games. In addition to the whole list of games we have for games of the year. And we know we have the most prestigious award to give away here. So we really have to make sure we get it right. The most prestigious award in the entire video game industry.

See, we'll call it the pga's for a few years until people really start to hate it then we'll rebranded as the pgX and have joel mcale come on and then everyone will love it after that now do we have an official trophy oh you shouldn't even ask that he's really shitty with trophies i'm with trophies. Okay, you know, I thought that might be the case, so I came prepared.

Here we go.

We have first aid-only Band-Aid. That is not a Band-Aid, my friend. We talked about this on RT podcast. What does that mean First Aid Only is the brand. It's a first-aid-only. If they're extra special, they get the tofer.

They have the knuckle bandage. Yeah, the knuckle bandage.

There we go.

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