Hey, it's a fat.

Well, my hair really is slicked down.

When I came in today, everyone's saying your hair is slick down.

You're greasing a little bit today.

Honestly, it's taking a lot to keep it down at this point.

Really? Yeah. It's fighting all bounds you put on it. Did you, did you see the newest podcast? The news? No, I haven't seen it yet. He's had the grace to be wearing hats lately because after a certain point in the day, it just, it just goes, all right, we did what you want to do. Now we're going to do what I want to do. And what he wants to do is...

Screw it, gravity.

I'm out of here.

Is explode.

Well, we didn what you want to do. Now we're going to do what I want to do. And what it wants to do is... Screw it, Gravity. I'm out of here. It's explode. Well, we didn't really introduce ourselves. This is another third wheel podcast with Ryan. Yeah. I'm Bernie. Nice to see you. Ashley. And Ryan slash Gus, who's around. Ryan, it is now 2014. I'm going to congratulate you on having an amazing 2013. Thank you. I want to congratulate both of you on having an amazing 2013. And happy new year to all of us. Happy New Year, yeah. This is New Year's Day, right? Today is New Year's Day. Yeah, we pre-recorded this episode of the podcast because we're recording this yesterday on New Year's Eve, just because we all expect to be fully like

uh disabled up in bed and disabled and moaning and you probably wouldn't want to watch that as part

of a podcast the hungover podcast enough fun well drunk ones are fun but we're not drunk there's a market

for anything i think we've established that really i don't know man austin rule 34 yeah rule 34

holy cow hungover hungover is just is just sad though I don't know. Man Austin games. Rule 34.

Holy cow. Hungover is just sad, though. It's really, really sad. I forgot the hourglass. You got criticized last week for that, too. I know. I'm falling down on the job. Somehow you forgot to turn it over right at the beginning of the podcast, yet we still were short three minutes. I heard about that three minutes all week long, by the way. We probably were talking about something really boring, and the guys did us the favor of, like, just getting out of it. The old snip, snip. Okay, well, what are we talking about today? Obviously, at the end of the year, most of the video game news has gone by. But, Ashley, you were talking about people are now, there's a new trend where people are not buying new video games?

Because they want to, you were telling me that people don't buy new video games because they want to get through the games they didn't play for me. Oh, yeah, yeah. So one of the weird things that a lot of gamers do, I think it's weird. Sorry, guys. One of the things that a lot of people do as like a New Year's gaming resolution is they refuse to buy new games. They set aside their pile of shame of all the games that they didn't finish the previous year. And they say, I'm not going to buy any new games until I finish these games. The reason I think that's weird is that sounds a lot like work. That doesn't sound like games. Oh, welcome to rooster teeth, by the way. I mean, that's why everyone operates with video games right here. Ray and I were just lamenting the fact that the Dead Rising 3 DLC was pushed from December to January. And I felt like, okay, do I have to sit down and grind through another 200,000 zombie kills in order to get a fully completed retail game? Or can I just wait until the DLC comes out? We really do approach it like works sometimes.

Ray just posted that he finished Spartan assault and he got done with the grind.

And every time he does that.

What's the Spartan assault grind? What's the bad about that one?

Every one of the levels has three specific assault ops challenges, and they can be things that

are easy, like, you know, something that you would normally do through the, just playing the game,

or they can be things like use a plasma grenade to kill 40 of an enemy type. That enemy type

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