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Hey, everyone. Welcome to the patch. And it's official. Go. Also, we have a pumpkin. People are sick of the double intro, so this week. Oh, really? Gus, Ashley, Ryan. Is it killing you inside? I normally intro myself at the top and the bottom. He does. Oh, well. Everyone's sick of it.

You serve it, Gus.

Ashley, welcome. Welcome. I have to say, okay, so you run, you do all of our rooster teeth news. Yeah. So do you feel overqualified to be sitting here right now? No, I'm actually, I'm actually really worried that there's going to be expectations. Like, I have, the luxury with news is that anything I talk about, I get to...

Pre-research. I'm actually really worried that there's going to be expectations. Like, I have, the luxury with news is that anything I talk about, I get to do a spend time and research and be like, yes, well, these numbers. And then I write a thing that is very, like, it's word by word specific. And it's really easy to sound smart when you do that and then, like, just read it back. Now you're on the spot. I know. Now I have to actually know things.

Like dozens of people are watching.

Literally five or six.

Hi, Mom.

We had, I had, I saw there was a comment that was really critical of the patch a few weeks

back when we were talking about Xbox.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, you're saying people on the internet are mean?

Yes.

Bring it in a little bit. We can kind of huddle together and feel better about ourselves. I cried a little.

Okay.

But when we were having our discussion about Xbox One controllers,

trying to figure out if there was a wired version, additional wireless, someone was like, if they're going to make a gaming podcast, they really should know this stuff. They've got an iPad right in front of them. They should research it and look it up. I was like, well, yeah, we could look it up, but I don't want to spend like two or three minutes looking for it.

It's like, I feel like news, which was what actually does every day like that's where you go to get news and the patch is more like commentary on that news right we may not know all the fine details like is there going to be a wired controller yeah but that's not important to providing commentary and big picture stuff it's more like this is how we actually feel about it because because news doesn't do anything like that. News says, like, here's the facts, and then we'll occasionally make a snarky joke at someone's expense because, you know, boring. But, yeah, the podcast we have a discussion is the perfect place to talk about. And to be fair. To draw on my 30 years of playing video games. And if you came to a... Four decades. Until recently, let's be fair, if you came to us for facts, you were way off base to start with. So now we're actually kind of getting there, especially thanks to you largely. Five decades? Yeah, five decades. Yeah. Are you doing one of those fake math things again? Oh, yeah, yeah. 70s, 80s, 90s, zeros, too. I've been playing for two millennium. Yes, even better.

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