Hold hands, close your eyes. It's half past midnight, and you're listening to the Ghost

Story Guys. Welcome to the Ghost Story, guys. I'm Brennan Store. I'm Paul Bestol, and this is a show

where we talk about Spooks, Spectres, and all the other things watching us from the shadows beyond

the campfire. Some conversations only make sense after the sun has set, and this is most definitely

one. Thanks for tuning in. This is episode number 132, and we're coming from that tiny mountain

cabin you dream about, but can never quite reach. How are you, Paul? I'm okay. I'm just dealing with

the ground-shattering news about the world's largest potato, not being a potato, but as with anything

in life, these challenges are sent to testers, and it's how we deal with them that I think makes us

the people we are. And if nothing else, giant radish guy that I sent you prior to recording,

he's out there watching over all of us. Folks, I'll put a link to that in the show notes so you

can see this man grew a giant radish in Japan in 2003, I think, and Paul and I were marveling

at this, because that's what we do when the microphones are not on. You're welcome for us not

turning them on so you have to hear it. I went to a craft fair last week at last week. I went to

a craft fair last year, where one of the stalls was painting self-portraits using vegetables.

As in, vegetables were matched into paint, or they sort of did like macaroni paintings

using bits of vegetables. You used the vegetables to paint with?

Okay, that seems like it's going to smell. No, it was all right, it was all fresh veg.

Oh, okay. So yeah, I was quite a dab-hand with a leak, quite a pliable veg,

made a nice self. You have to do a self-portrait so you could use potatoes and carrots and,

you know, a bit of broccoli for your hair. Well, not so much for me, but, you know,

more than people. People with hair. Yeah, so yeah.

Do photos exist of this? Is what I want to know? I'm trying to think if we took some. I think we did,

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