This episode contains discussion of sexual consent and might not be appropriate for all listeners.

Matt, what's up?

It's a mummy again. She's annoyed with me.

Okay, number one, don't say mommy. Number two, what about?

She says I can't go to forest matches anymore because I learn rude words and then I'm saying them around the house. Right, okay. Well, I mean, that's no biggie, is it?

Yeah, she also wants me to stop eating ham sandwiches because she says they're uncouth and that a gentleman should only eat food that's been prepared over a hot stove. I mean, I have seen you eat them and it is fairly uncouth the way you eat it a bit like a pig and a trough. But I mean, you are a grown man,

so surely you just get to call the shots in your life?

She wants we to stop doing this podcast as well.

What? Why?

She says the adult themes are bad for my young mind, and she doesn't really like you.

Me?

She said, you came across as a woman with low morals, you're a bit of an oake and that you're dirty.

Dirty?

Yeah, she just said a lot of it was quite mucky.

Mucky stuff.

Oh my God.

And what did you say?

I said, please let me go to Forrest on Thursday.

November 1921, Mayfair, London.

Lady Amphil anxiously leans forward as her chauffeur races down Park Lane.

You must go faster!

A flower truck swerves directly in front of their dame.

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