The Oscars, Elon Musk, and Pickle People

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2021

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

God questions whether Satan’s entrance sounds are sexual or not, the gang reviews the Oscars and discuss the films nominated for Best Picture. Jesus admits he didn’t watch ‘Judas and the Black Messiah’ and almost gets crucified again. Satan gets Jesus into some sticky situations during a game of “What Would Jesus Do?” We discuss Elon Musk being named an SNL Host, Satan thinks Elon Musk is pretty hawt. Jesus admits he is not a pickle person, but everyone else is. We discuss “My Octopus Teacher” and whether or not it had to jerk off the human, and why wasn’t it thanked at the Oscars? After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to The God Pod. I'm your host of hosts, the Good Lord at the Most, the one and only Almighty God.
0:16.0	Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the multiverse.
0:20.0	Today on The God Pod, we're going to talk about a bunch of stuff.
0:25.0	And we're going to pull an episode out of our ass. I'm here today with Jesus.
0:29.0	Hey, the Holy Spirit. Hello. And Satan.
0:38.0	Sup. That was a long one. What are you doing when you make that sound?
0:42.0	Oh, wouldn't you like to visualize it? It sounds like you're coming.
0:47.0	No, gosh, no, this early, come on. I usually say that for mid episode to late episode.
0:55.0	Okay. Well, you're lightly fingering your butthole then something.
0:59.0	I don't know. Why do you think come sounds sound like yawn? It's God.
1:03.0	Yeah, I think it's out. That's just think it sounds like Satan is just moaning.
1:07.0	I don't know. It sounds like you're not going to say.
1:13.0	I guess this is not a very sexual noise. It sounds more like a yawn.
1:16.0	I'm coming out of the ground. That's what I think.
1:19.0	Oh, you're high. I've arrived. You're appearing in a cloud of brimstone and slow.
1:23.0	I feel like everybody else pictures me arriving them for some reason. God pictures me coming.
1:28.0	I feel like I feel like if you added like a maniacal laugh.
1:36.0	Yeah. Okay. Now I got you. I'm coming.
1:39.0	Like that. Yeah. Is that worth grief?
1:41.0	Satan always on outside on the corner masturbating.
1:44.0	One of the signature Satan moves. Satan moves.
1:48.0	Like the Kony 2012 guy. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.
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