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The Besties

The original Mario movie is totally bonkers [Resties]

The Besties

The Besties

Leisure, Video Games

4.95K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

The Super Mario Bros. Movie hits theaters next month, but before you see Chris Pratt's rendition of the plumber, why not revisit the original Mario movie? Yes, it's time to watch the all-but-lost 1993 cult classic, starring Bob Hoskins as Mario Mario, John Leguizamo as Luigi Mario, and Dennis Hopper as Bowser. Considering the difficulty of finding a copy of Nintendo's wild first foray into film, our recap and breakdown may be the closest you come to a trip to Rocky Morton and Annabel Jankel's Blade Runner-inspired version of the Mushroom Kingdom.

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0:00.0

My name is Christopher Thomas Plant. My name is Ross Firstig. Welcome to the

0:12.4

resties where the rest of the best discuss the best of the rest. I apologize if I

0:18.6

sound unusual. I have a throat infection. This week we're talking about a movie.

0:26.4

Not a video game. A movie based on a video game. We're talking about the

0:31.6

Super Mario Brothers movie from 1993. Not to be confused with the new one. This is a

0:39.4

live action movie starring none other than Dennis Hopper, Bob Hoskins, and John

0:46.2

Leguizamo. I am so excited that we are doing this. But before we do it, there was

0:54.3

little detail in this movie that I'm not sure that you picked up. I was curious if maybe

1:00.0

if you felt like you were able to enjoy it on a level that I couldn't. And that is this

1:07.0

is a movie about New Yorkers. It is a movie about Brooklyn. And I'm curious where

1:15.4

they're like maybe words that they said them, but I couldn't hear them. Like, how a dog

1:21.6

can hear sounds that I can't hear. Well, I will say this. And we'll talk about it as

1:25.9

we talk about the movie proper. But perhaps the most authentic moment of the movie from

1:30.6

a New Yorker perspective is there's some women that get kidnapped and taken to

1:36.5

Cooper's kingdom. And Mario goes to save them. And one of the girls has like a very,

1:44.7

very clearly a queen's accent, which I think most people outside of New York maybe

1:48.3

can't identify the difference between Queens and Brooklyn. And I'm like, that's not a

1:53.4

Brooklyn accent. That's a queen's accent. But then one of the other characters like,

1:56.3

oh, don't worry about her. She's from Queens. And I was like, oh, snap. They did it right.

2:01.5

Good for them. So can't tell you something. What? So I watch this movie with Steph, my wife,

2:08.9

who surprisingly really enjoyed it. The movie ends five seconds past. She looks at me

2:16.7

and she goes, I think fresh is going to talk about that Queen's line. No way. I'm not joking.

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