Hello, welcome to AOD. This is a mistake. This podcast is a huge mistake. I regret it already.

This is a podcast about an 8th dimensional being telling people how to play the matrix.

It's made by a comedian. You connect those dots. This is satire. Obviously, enjoy. Oh, well, I'm going to be a little.

Oh, I'm not. So, I'm going to be right. Oh, I'm going to Oh, So, Now, So, We are. I'm going to get it. So, Sorry, I feel like I came in a little bit intense there. Us to 8th dimensional beings can be a little exasperated with your human

bullshit. Anyway, welcome to AOD. AOD stands for

awakening orientation department. That is both wordy and dorky so moving forward we are going to call this

a-o-d however this is the awakening orientation department this podcast is designed to

help you disengage from the human version of yourself that you were using in the last game and move into the God version of yourself.

Whoa, I can already hear the Christian. to the God version of yourself.

Whoa, I can already hear the Christians picketing.

Just kidding.

It'll never be that big.

All right, so this is the orientation to the orientation.

A lot of information that some of you already have, but we need to have it in one place,

so just bear with me.

This episode is going to be boring as hell.

All right, so awakening. you're going to the awakening.

If you clicked on this podcast and you're not familiar with my bullshit,

you're probably going through some sort of awakening.

Doesn't awakening sound fancy and fun? It's not, it's a nightmare. Have you figured out yet that it's a nightmare? Here's how it goes. We were living in a game. This whole planet is a place where we play games. It's a stage, I don't know, it's an interactive

matrix. Matrix is not necessarily a bad thing, you just have to learn how to work the game.

We collectively have been playing a game in an age that was

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