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Hello and welcome to the Lions Dead by Donkeys podcast.

The year is 1983.

My print shop empire has slowly spread across the northwest of America.

And with that expansion, I've had to hire a few extra employees.

Spotty teenagers mostly, sure they slack

off and sometimes don't show up for work, but when you can pay someone minimum wage, you do it

because at the end of the day, it's all about the bottom line. One day I am reprimanding one of said

greasy teenagers for taking a 45 minute shit break in the middle of the day and two men in dark

suits come into my Spakan branch.

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