The Oppressed Conservative | Live Call In
The Sevan Podcast
Sevan Matossian
4.6 • 720 Ratings
🗓️ 4 April 2026
⏱️ 119 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus. |
| 0:04.5 | We're having a baby. |
| 0:05.5 | We're having a baby. |
| 0:07.2 | I've always wanted to be mom. |
| 0:09.4 | And we're bringing you on our journey through everything. |
| 0:12.4 | I have no idea what we're doing. |
| 0:13.6 | Thank you. I have more of an idea. |
| 0:15.6 | I think of it like a Tamagocchi. |
| 0:17.8 | At the end of all of this... |
| 0:20.0 | We're going to have a little baby. Raising Chelsea, a Hulu |
| 0:23.7 | original series streaming exclusively on Disney Plus. 18 plus subscription required T's and T supply. |
| 0:30.1 | An engineer round the corner, whenever you need, British gas have over 6,000 on route at speed. |
| 0:36.8 | Fixing lights that won't light or have started to blink, |
| 0:40.3 | a pipe with a leak and that weird smell under the sink. If your boilers kaput and your blue |
| 0:45.8 | fur needs a rinse, we've got your back to stop that cold water wince. You don't need to be a customer. |
| 0:52.3 | We can help you too, taking care of things. It's what British gas do. T's and C supply 6,000 engineers correct as of Jan 2026. |
| 0:59.9 | On Twitter, I wish I had something better to say, but all I was doing is fucking around on Twitter. That's not true, dude. You were fucking around on Twitter. That's why you're late. Yeah. You're eight minutes late because of Twitter, dude. Because what happens is, is I'm looking, I wake up in the morning, I drink a cup of coffee, walk the dog or do whatever, you know, shit like that. You walk the dog or you let it outside. Yeah, let it outside. I mean, I walk, I walk to the front door. And, uh, and then I, and then I start digging through Twitter and I start like, like going through like, fuck, what am I going to talk about today? I go through all my notes. And the next thing I know, I'm always like, oh, I can take a shower in five minutes. I can take a shower in four minutes. And then all of a sudden I'm like, oh, fuck. I'm like, and then I come on and someone's like, your hair's greasy. It's like, no, I just fucking ran out of the shower. But I did figure something out. After living in this house for 10 years, nine years, I figured something out. Some mornings my water pressure is complete ass. Oh, why do you think that is? And I just figured it out. It's because my sprinklers go on or on at the same time as I'm taking a shower. I don't know. I can't believe I never piece that together because I come out of my house and go into my backyard to walk over to the studio. And I can see that the grass has just been watered. And I can't believe I just figured it out. Listen, it's not excuses. |
| 2:18.7 | It's just the facts. |
| 2:19.6 | I don't have any excuses. |
| 2:22.1 | What's the definition of excuses? |
| 2:23.5 | I'm not making an excuse. |
| 2:25.0 | Hey, I need a favor from you. |
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