I'm going to be a part of our service.

I'll bless you.

It's a joy to come into your homes.

And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services.

Our promise you will make it feel right at home.

I like to start with something funny.

I heard about this family that lived way back in the woods.

They never left their little town, never watched television.

One day they took a vacation to New York City.

The father was showing his son a famous skyscraper.

They were so impressed.

They were especially intrigued by the elevator.

They didn't know what it was.

This elderly woman walked up and pushed a button.

The walls opened up.

She stepped into a little room.

The walls closed back up.

They sat there contemplating what they had just seen.

In a few seconds, the same walls opened back up

and a beautiful 24-year-old girl stepped out.

Almost indisputably, the son said,

Dad, what just happened?

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