From the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center,

Jack Armstrong and Joe Gettie, the Armstrong and Gettie show.

I've just got the bus and I've heard quite possibly one of the best one-liners I've ever heard in my life.

There's a couple behind me having a better heat discussion.

And she's gone to him. You ready? You ready for this?

I'd rather adjust to your absence than be continuously frustrated by your presence.

I felt that one.

I'd rather so a couple's having a fight and she says I'd rather adjust to your absence than be continually frustrated by your presence.

Oh wow, that's a breakup line, man. That's pretty good.

I'm here, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, um, but, hmm.

Yeah, you should probably leave me.

That's a good one.

Wow. That's wow.

And obviously, a, a literate gal coming up will zoom in on zoomers.

What do they like? What do they eat? What do they wear?

Zoomers, the next big buying block in America.

Do you have to say it like that?

I don't know. I just do. Zoomers.

Oh, by the way, Hollywood's worried as hell about the youngsters, whatever you want to call them.

Zoomers.

All right. Go ahead.

They have very little interest in watching stuff.

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