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The Only Mock Draft That Matters

Mickstape

Barstool Sports

Sports, Basketball

4.83.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2017

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Danny Ainge traded Coley's youngest, most musclebound son Markelle to the Philadelphia 76ers. So what now? Why did this happen? When will the sun explode, engulfing the Earth in a fiery blaze of magnificent doom and horrifying glory? It's Draft SZN

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0:00.0

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0:07.0

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0:10.0

It's tough, it's tough being me. It is. You got it, you got to rough draw it, man. I won't, there's no other way to look at it.

0:21.0

God damn it.

0:24.0

Where's this goddamn ad read?

0:28.0

I was gonna say I feel like we have one. We do. This we're back from the dead.

0:35.0

This is our close personal friends at bombers. Love bombers.

0:41.0

They're the only people I love anymore. That's fair. That's fair. I tell a tattoo store. I was just telling my tattoo artist about some tattoos that I was thinking about getting tattooed on my, I don't know how tattoos work. I'll be honest.

0:57.0

I was just talking. I was about to get a faults forever tattoo and like old English script across my collarbone. It's still time.

1:07.0

Yeah, I mean, he's not gonna die. Yeah, like it. There could be another fool on the Celtics at some point.

1:16.0

Just really walking you're walking out the pile. I just got this thing touched up what I miss. Oh, no.

1:25.0

One of my boys, Megan Celtics fan, her berto of new Hampshire now, her berto of riffs. He said, sorry, I just got back from an orgy with everyone from Philadelphia's mom. Did I miss anything?

1:41.0

It's like, nope, she didn't. That's quiet on this front.

1:47.0

God damn it. Like the only bomb is sucks. Save it. Save it for the show, baby. Let's talk about how great bomb is. Most of the people I meet that have tattoos have great stories to tell about them. Why they got them? What they mean?

2:02.0

I heard a great tattoo story the other day from the company I get my socks from bomb is I'm actually wearing them right now. They're tremendous podcasting socks. This is gonna be a good show just based off the socks. Oh, yeah, they're comfortable socks.

2:15.0

They stay up and don't fall down. You would not treat these would be a top overall picking a draft. You would not trade away that pick for for future socks.

2:26.0

I don't know. Well, potentially unknown socks. Right. Yeah, they. One of those shitty side like you might get to you might get one really good sock. You might get a really good sock that doesn't fit you. Not the case with bomb.

2:43.0

No, bomb has started when two guys, Randy and Dave heard that socks were the number one requested clothing item in homeless shelters. These are good guys. You see Randy and Dave, they're not trackasses.

2:53.0

And not just people with tribal tattoos that are that whiter than me who don't even know what tribes are. They're good guys. He doesn't talk about Randy and Dave. You see. Oh, I got you. So for every every pair of socks bomb it sells.

3:09.0

They don't need a pair to those in need. Pretty cool. Dave promised Randy he'd get a bomb is logo tattoo. They have a big time logo.

3:16.0

Yeah, like I would argue more so than the comfort or the quality of the socks, which is high. Fantastic logo. Yeah, like you wear these. You're making a statement. A statement that a you you care about the homeless and that also you care about stunning on everyone.

3:33.0

Yeah, most importantly, the second point. Most important. I care about number one. First of all, number one being me not the homeless. Correct.

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