The Only Banned Episode | Below Deck S1 E4

Bad TV | A Reality TV Recap Program

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Tv Reviews, Tv & Film, After Shows

4.2 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Pat and Dylan are back to break down the only banned episode in the history of Below Deck and to talk Shark Tank, dips, the entertainment industry, dark beer, 2013, porcupine head and more from Bravo's Below Deck.

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0:00.0	and Lee wants someone's ass.
0:02.2	Oh, yeah.
0:02.9	This is all here, season one.
0:05.2	Yeah.
0:05.7	He wants, he wants ass.
0:07.7	He's irate.
0:08.9	And he wants ass.
0:10.4	Lee probably got a phone call from Andy after season one.
0:13.7	And he's like, hey, focus groups testing.
0:16.0	It's off the chart.
0:17.3	Yeah.
0:18.2	They love you saying those three things.
0:20.7	Yeah. And then he proceeded to do 10 seasons of that nonsense. Yeah. They love you saying those three things. Yeah.
0:21.1	And then he proceeded to do 10 seasons of that.
0:23.3	God damn it! Welcome aboard the Patreon exclusive recap of Season 1 of Below Deck.
0:51.7	My name's Dylan. I'm settled up next to one. Patrick Hickey.
0:54.0	Permission to come to board
0:54.9	what the hell permission to come aboard i know i know hurry your eyes oh god they're great
1:03.5	we have more important nasty eye infection pets it's i'm taking antibiotics i'm on the mend
1:10.7	what are you so defensive about well why, you've mentioned it every show. No, no, no, not last show. I said, we've got an issue here. You thought I was attacking your eyes. I said your coffee is too far away. You can't even drink it. Oh, okay. Why don't we get to what we're trying to do here? And the same thing is happening right now. How are you going to drink your coffee when it's a mile and a half away from you? Dylan, I've drank half that coffee. You said it had
1:32.2	four shots of espresso in it. I'm trying not to have my heart explode. I've had health issues this
1:37.1	week. Jesus. All right. So we are here to break down all of Pat's ailments and season one of Below Deck.
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