And, Pauling, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. Welcome to Monday. Welcome to Manic Monday. Might as well be Manic Monday. We've had days all over the place, haven't we? Whereby, you've been out shopping and you've done, to be honest with you, by now, if you're roughly organised, you don't have to be that organised, but if you're roughly organised, you should have got through a number of presents. You probably haven't wrapped them yet, but that doesn't

really matter. My idea is if you're giving somebody a bottle for Christmas, stick it in one of those

gift bags you get from Poundland. It's so much easier. Stick it in there, it looks festive,

failing that tie a big red ribbon round the neck of it. I'm all in favour of doing things like that. It makes it easier,

doesn't it? There's no point in trying to sort of wrap in gift paper, a bottle. It's just stupid.

So go to poundland, go to one of those cheapo cheapo shops, go to the market. The one thing you

mustn't buy, and I knew there was a story I should have brought you today because I noticed it recently in a market. I went to a market and I can't

know where the market was. Where was the market? Anyway, they were selling Joe Malone candles.

Now let me warn you now that there are fake Joe Malone candles out there. The box looks the same. The label looks the same. It is not

Joe Malone. They do not sell discounted Joe Malo can. Anyway, Joe Malone's boxes are cream. These

boxes are black. Be careful. They're fakes. Okay. There are no discounted Joe Malone candles. I can tell you that from Joe Malone, which is owned by Estée Lauder.

Joe Malone started the company and then she sold it to Estée Lauder. And I remember thinking how unusual to see it to market Joe Malone candles. And it was then that I thought to myself, these are fakes. And it turns out two women were making loads and loads of them.

There will be hundreds out there. You will be buying them, thinking that they are genuine

Joe Malone candles. They're not. Okay, so if you're going to the market, do not buy Joe Malone

candles. They're dangerous for a start. What they've done is they've bought cheap candles from abroad, just glass jars with

candles in, and they've stuck the Joe Malone sticker on there. Joe Malone candles are, you know,

very expensive. Their average candle is about 38 pounds. The market, they'll be doing them for

about 15, something like that. But people think they're buying Joe Malone. You're not. You're buying

fakes. They do not sell off their stuff at all. Okay? So, slight warning there. Also,

the, don't buy anything. The frozen dolls, there'll be fakes at the market. Okay? If you,

if you want to do your child's damage, then buy them. That's your business, but they're fakes, and you

shouldn't be buying them at all. Anyway, got that bit out of the way, haven't we? So we've looked at

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