Ever since I was a little girl, I really love dolls. There's just something very beautiful. I think it's like an art. Look at the way they do their eye line on the eyeshadow, the three layers, with the lashes, and everyone has a different lipstick with the, like, a little bit of a shimmer. I think they're fascinating. My don't let my daughter play with you. Don't let Selena play with them. I tell her if she does very gently.

All right. No judgment, okay?

You've got your friends in the living room.

How long have the friends been held captive?

Just curious.

Oh, come in.

Okay, go ahead.

Okay. Hello, everyone.

Welcome back to another episode,

Here it everyone's business but mine we're of course back in

rhode island with my new best friends the real housewives let's get into it because damn i feel like i

said this in episode two you know how you expect in episode one in every premiere that there's going to be

a bunch of explosive shit to pull you in for the rest of the season and then you can kind of

usually when there's like a double release two episode release within a week or within a

night you can kind of expect the same where those two episodes are going to be explosive

and then it's going to be kind of

sleepy after that. We're in episode three. We're still firing on all single-hylinders,

and I don't know when we're going to ever take our feet off the pedal. I'm exhilarated,

but there's so much going on. Before we get into the episode, let's talk about our girls' very first taglines.

Starting off, of course, with Queen Liz, in the ocean state, I dispense weed, and the truth.

Teds, Teds across the board. As a girl who dispenses both of them in the state of New York,

I'm with you, sis. I'm with you.

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