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thought to be over a thousand years old found in Mexico.

I think we are astonishing and I don't think we talk about the fact we're astonishing enough.

You know, I don't think we wake up in the morning excited enough about the miracle of life.

It is miraculous to be here for every second, of every minute, of every hour of every day for the whole

of your life, however long or short your life may be. It is incredible. And we should wake up and we

should go out the door and we should go, oh my goodness me, look at that thing we call the sky. Oh,

look at the sun. Look at what, look at this massive slab of concrete. We've put over this place we call London.

That if we left alone for a while, would be broken up by trees again like Chernobyl has been.

Life is amazing.

I'm just, I can't, you know, the cockerel in Peter Rabbit?

He's always on the, he's on the farm gate.

And every morning, he's like, farm gate and every morning he's like,

Akadaloo! What amazing day!

That's what it, you know, he is the breakfast DJ of the animal farm.

You know, over-excited Evans.

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