Tonight is a very special show, because you're all here, because I am approaching five years of sobriety.

Thank you. So I invited you all to spend your hard-earned money to celebrate with me.

It is not lost on me that you guys work hard as fuck.

You could be anywhere tonight and you chose to be here with me.

And I'm so grateful for that.

I'm not going to get emotional at the

beginning um I often look at pictures I see send it to Daryl everywhere I'm so horny right now

I Google myself but it's like mortifying photos, right?

Because I want to remind myself what made me get sober.

I see men.

Wow, that's like so rare, you guys.

It's crazy.

I see dudes, are we straight?

Fogg, I love this. Were you brought here against your will?

The husband, welcome.

Welcome, husbands.

There's another hubby, I love it. Thank you guys. I don't have many straight men in my life,

so I'm glad to know there's a feel.

And one photo that always pops up on Google that's so mortifying like I can't really look at it.

I'm in a Tupac bikini,

hoops that I could put my arms through.

It shoved up my ass.

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